Religion is tranquillizer
Whose effect is oblivious
It is a faith in the all mighty
The habitat of the weak
Religion splits human souls
It dismantles its solidarity
It is a vermin
Which destroys humanity
It is a feeding trough
For the hungry priests and preachers
Religion is a pernicious system
In the human society.

The journey to success
Everyone want to venture
Transcending numerous hurdles and obstacles
One reach there
Showing enormous courage, confidence and willpower
Disposing extreme energy of hard work
Very few obtain
A nymph of success
Everyone wants to possess
Deludes most of them
Encloses very few
The journey to success
Everyone desire to venture.

He is a failure,
He never understood the meaning to life
He always ran for petty pleasures.
And find none
He has lost his time
And its too late
He wants to Die
But he has to leave
He has to leave
Because he has to reimburse the sins of his past life
Life is a burden for him
But he has no option than to leave with it
He is a looser
He has to accept the fact
He is a waste
But he can't throw himself
He is leaving
Just because he has no option
He is a failure, a failure
A big time failure

Our beloved Guru
The one who taught us to laugh
The one who guided us to the path
The one who is omniscient and eternal
One's whose voice spell-bounds everybody
Is not in this world
But his aura, the all mighty aura
Would be ever present
To guide us to the source
To make our life worth
To flourish our mind with peace
To fill our soul with ecstasy
To liberate us from all the sorrows
To merge us with the eternal

Allured by her huge bosom
he slides through her cleavage
she caresses him gently
with a blowing moon
she is flushed and hot
and so is he feeling his tranquility
he slithers down her chests
he finds mothers warmth
solely on his mates...

Amitabh: Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye yeh raha apke samne.
Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.
Amitabh: Your question is on the Computer Screen
"Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan?"
A. Amitabh Bachchan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Azaruddin D. General Perverz Musharaff
Amitabh: Apka kya jawab hai ? (He is quite sure that Santa will opt for A)
But Santa is still confused.
Amitabh: Apke pas do life line hai.. 50:50 and phone a friend.
Santa: I think it is A, but am not sure.
Amitabh: Not sure... Hmmm.. ap kya karna chahenge?
Santa: I would like to use 50:50?
Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de.
Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -
B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Azaruddin
Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer know this But as is said in bollywood the show must go on.
Now Santa is confused.
Santa: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend.
Amitabh: Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?
Santa: "Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga...."
Amitabh Fainted !!!!!
And the call is now connected to Jayabachan and listen......
Santa asked the question to Jaya.
Santa: " Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bacchan?
Jaya Bachan: Give me the options!!!!!!
Now Santa fainted?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Every night I lay on the slope of my roof
Watch the solidar stars and the shiny moon
The empty space within the stars
I feel the cool breeze
Flowing through my body
For a flash second
I feel like being one with them
Deeply I feel my intuition
The communion with the existence
But what about my endless wordly desires
My lavish lust
My yearning to culminate among every human souls
To outbid everything and everyone
My pleasure in being appreciated and respected
My rejoicement in being observed by beautiful eyes
My wish for a life companion and children
Then, I conceive discreetly
And assure myself
I am not Buddha, Osho or Parmahansa
But only Samyog (a mere coincidence)!!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. . . .
you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,124,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!