# A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was? .............. He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
# A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
# Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
# Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
# Sardar & family go to a party. He introduces himself - I am Sardar Banta Singh. Meet my wife Sardarnee Preeti Singh, the boy ...my kid & the girl my kidney....
# One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
# Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
# Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
# A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
# Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet.
Sardar: - why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
# A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, you've 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.
# Sardar's wish: when I die, I wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
# A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- We must find & stop her!
# A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
# Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is 'U R STANDING ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"
# Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
# Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...To avoid side effect!!!
# Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".
# Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke .....
Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. Ab fir gita pe haath.
# A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... he went and kissed her....
Girl said- "What r u doing...?"
Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar.
# Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
# A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two coats"
# A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password. Its 4 asterisks (****). The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its 1258
# Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!
# Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept........
# Santa Singh MBBS After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.
I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles.
I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love - Mom.

P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

Things have been quietly brewing over these past few days,
and I guess steam was finally let off.
I saw it coming. I did.
Not sure about you.
So it's over.
Solution to the problem?
Termination.
Things were just not meant to be in the first place.
Why else would we have come to such an end?
Blame it on personality clash.
Yes. Blame it on that.
Too much time apart, too little time together.
Two worlds which could not have co-existed,
have now moved their separate ways.
East and west.
Things now laid to rest.
Time will heal,
and it sure won't kill.
Its better this way,
than to hurt deeper come this May.
All joy and happiness find you wherever you go,
Just let matters take it's toll.
Find a perfect gal,
Don't lose a pal.
Till we meet,
answers I seek.

Swept away by you, and now I feel like a fool,
So confused, my heart's bruised.
Was I ever loved by you?
Outta reach, so far, I never had your heart,
outta reach, couldn’t see, we were never meant to be.
There's a life out there for me.

I often ask myself, where's the meaning in relationships.
Sometimes, I think I've got my priorities all screwed.
He's not there when you need someone to talk to.
He appears when you need space.
He asks too much of you, when that's all you can give.
He stops showing appreciation.
He makes you feel little sometimes.
He doesn't understand.
But..
He loves you, and you know it.
He wants the best for you, whatever the outcome.
He still makes you smile when you're in a frown.
He still warms your inside when you're cold all out.

We need love,
We need to love.
We need companionship.
We need to know that there will always be someone you can lean on,
fall back on, in times of happy or sad.
We need independence.
We need liberation from possessiveness.

We're drifting apart.
If you let go, will there be another?
Or is it gonna be lost forever?
For the better or worse?
Will there ever be a change of heart?
Will it be forever?
Or will it end tomorrow?